Jennifer Jasiczek

Snippets of my crazy life.

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I also cleaned my fridge yesterday. I’m telling yall something is not right. get me to a doctor!

I also cleaned my fridge yesterday. I’m telling yall something is not right. get me to a doctor!

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25 more minutes before my first artisan bread goes in oven. this one has  sharp cheddar, green onion and garlic!

25 more minutes before my first artisan bread goes in oven. this one has sharp cheddar, green onion and garlic!

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What dreams may come

Wowza. I’ve had trouble lately getting a good nights sleep so I’ve been taking a children’s dose of benadryl. Plus allergies in San Antonio are crazy! Last night decided to go without my sleep aid… uh. Hello crazy dreams.

I ran off with my kids away from my husband telling everyone he was looney and a bad man. He wasn’t. I just wanted to play. I can’t believe my badself! I don’t even know what play means. I was also trying to avoid a friend of mine who was too clingy and also turned a little crazy. She bought me a tiny bird while the kids and I were on the run. Who does that? And my friend - Lena Dunham from Girls. And yes, she was just as awkward and dressed just as bad like the show. I did thought take a moment to tell her how embarrassed I was to be her friend since she couldn’t walk in heels at the Golden Globes. I said something like “Really!? You know me, I could have helped you”.  Sigh, I know. I am full of myself.

I broke into a dorm room to sleep for the night and was busted by the RA…  who was Christopher Walken! And I pretended to like him to let us stay one more night. In my defense it wasn’t Christopher Walken, but a hot young greek version of some dude that I called Christopher Walken.  

My get away car was my mom’s old maroon Bonneville. That car was fancy back in 1982. The trunk was huge and all six of us fit it in just fine. 

In the end I called home and J2 said, “are you done?” I said yes… then I drove home from West part of the country - about 7 hours, in my dream i was in New Mexico. 

All right your geniuses - I need dream interpretation. As I type I am forgetting more and more of this dream.  I called J2 this morning at work and as usual he said - “what did I do now in your dream”. Ha! This time it was me. 

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after my run, i received this lovely email from @runkeeper whooo hoo. a mile under 10. of course i walked.before and then after.

after my run, i received this lovely email from @runkeeper whooo hoo. a mile under 10. of course i walked.before and then after.